Steven Imgrund Stand Up

Leftovers

You know what’s weird? Whenever I box something up at a restaurant I always think I left myself more than I did. I open up the Styrofoam thing expecting a 3 coarse meal and all I find Is a bunch of Chewed up fat left over from a steak and a spoonful of runny mashed potatoes. WHAT IS THAT? Come on TGI Fridays, your better than that.

Open Mic Comedy at Excuses Bar and Grill at 8 tonight. in the south side in PIttsburgh Be there!

i am pretty sure that the only thing fire drills do, is train kids not to care about fire alarms.

I just listened to the song “fireflies”and I must say that there is not one thing in that song that makes any damn sence. I mean really. Here are some lyrics…

Cause I’d get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

someone explain that crap…..and what is a sock hop? Come on people, catchy tune yes, but lets not think this is a deep song.  Just because someone drops acid doesn’t make them clever or deep.

why is it that when i take a nap, i am always sleepier when i wake up than when i decided to take the nap in the first place. Someone explain?